Shoutout to the time I hauled a bottle of Rosé up a mountain just to spill half of it trying to pour it into a camping mug while yelling “THIS IS LIVING!” The Active Wino’s latest news roundup has all the unhinged wine enthusiast moments you didn’t know you needed. Plus, tips so you don’t waste the good stuff. 🍾💦
Drinking wine with a cat is an extreme sport.
One second, it’s cozy, aesthetic vibes. The next, they’re knocking over the bottle, chasing a cork under the couch, and parkouring off my lap.
But we persevere. We adapt. We sip through the chaos.
Unwinding with an earthy Pinot Noir after a muddy trail run, only for my cat to leap onto the table and demand a sniff. She’s basically my sommelier now. Check out 2025 cat chaos at www.catster.com and boost your vibe with cat treats for your wine-night pal!
Spring camping: A bold Cabernet Sauvignon in hand, stars above, and my cat curled up in the tent like she owns it (she does). Nothing beats wine, nature, and a purring co-pilot. Catch 2025 cat laughs at www.youtube.com/@JacksonGalaxy and explore cat bed ideas for your next trip!
Outdoor yoga class at sunrise: breathing deep, sipping a chilled Sauvignon Blanc after, while my cat photobombs my downward dog. Fresh air, good wine, and feline supervision—peak Active Wino life. See more cat antics at katzenworld.co.uk and upgrade your flow with a cat house!
Me: pours a glass of wine, swirls it like I know what I’m doing
My cat: sniffs it once, sneezes dramatically, and walks away offended
Me: “Ah yes, notes of disapproval with a strong finish of ‘feed me now.’”
Okay, but have you SEEN the collapsible wine flask we just dropped? Fits in your backpack, survives a tumble down a hill (don’t ask), and keeps your Cabernet as bold as your last summit selfie. The Active Wino is out here making sure your wine game is as fearless as you are. Link in bio—go get it!
Post-hike vibes: Cracking open a crisp rosé by the campfire, muddy boots kicked off, while my cat sprawls across my lap like she summited the trail too. Wine and wilderness—name a better duo. Watch 2025 cat adventures at www.youtube.com/@ColeandMarmalade and grab cat toys for your trail buddy!
Me: sipping a velvety Merlot, gazing at my cat.
My cat: staring back, unblinking.
Me: “Ever wonder why we’re here, floating on this cosmic rock?”
My cat: casually nudges my glass off the table—crash.
Wine and wisdom lost. Check out www.thecatniptimes.com for more cat chaos, and snag a cat tent for your next deep thoughts session!
